Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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