how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
