I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
we're so committed to being not committed
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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