Pregnant stripper...not hot.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
whose ass print is on the piano?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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