everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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