We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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