When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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