id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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