Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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