you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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