doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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