walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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