I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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