yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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