So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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