he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize
