Little spoons don't ask big questions
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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