can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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