Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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