Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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