I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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