He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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