Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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