How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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