I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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