I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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