every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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