I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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