no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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