The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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