NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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