he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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