Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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