is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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