i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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