I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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