what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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