I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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