It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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