fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
This baby is an asshole
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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