She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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