it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Randomize
