He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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