There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
