The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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