Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The adults are the big ones right?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize
