Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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