So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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