i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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