its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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