i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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