dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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