There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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