i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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