They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Shame - the story of my life.
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