The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
don't judge my taste in strippers
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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